There is no Bug
[Angry rant alert!]
Author of the blog "Hyper Agile Thinking" (oy vey!) in his article "There is no Bug. It is not the Bug that Bends, it is Only Yourself" argues that:
Only when you realize that “there is no bug”, that the problem lies within, can you change your behavior (process) such that no bug is reported on the software that you deliver. I’m not saying that real software with zero bugs is an attainable goal, only that you consider a change of perspective in order to bend the spoon a bit.
...The problems lie within. Only when we acknowledge this and accept it can we hope to affect real change. Agile development is an excellent platform for seamlessly incorporating the required introspection and continual improvement.
Oh, there's no bug, you bet! But behind all those big words you are missing another important problem - there is no program and there is no process either. It is all an illusion (if you follow the original logic of "there's no spoon")! So, while I wholeheartedly agree that it is more accurate to treat bugs like something internal (and really, let's call them defects already?), it doesn't really change anything. Because bugs only "appear" when internal reality collides with external and there is nothing you can do about it. Agile or not, you still have to go outside and test your theories on the harsh real world. You know, by actually giving your shit to people and hoping nothing explodes.
And while I am at it, don't you think that "agile methodology" is an oxymoron?!
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